Oral sex in the morning call it a head start.

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809212:

guy code: dont show ur toes. socks on always

littlestpetdjpinkie:

When people with bad grammar try to insult you like

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yetep:

Sex feels so much better if you both care for each other. That’s for real though.


basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

I dont understand how someone can be so addictive
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basedgosh:

dont ask me to smile in pictures because i will look like this 100% of the time
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